Jessica Simpson Says No To Getting Married In Italy

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 14 March 2014

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Jessica recently told a reporter for CNN that she still thinks about ex-boyfriend Tony Romo once in a while.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson has been wanting her fiancé Eric Johnson, 34, to marry her for the past year and after he finally agreed she put a halt to it.

Simpson, who is 33, spoke to Taffeta Kixx with The Celebrity Gazette.

Jessica said that Eric thought that it would be very romantic to get married in Italy, the Land of Wines but Jessica said that wine has never impressed her adding that she is more a beer type of gal.

Kixx asked if that meant that she was going to get hitched in Milwaukee.

Simpson laughed so hard her knockers started shaking so much her left one actually hit her chin. Luckily Jessica is a tough Texas girl and she probably won't end up with a bruise.

She did say that she just figures that her and Eric will most probably just end up exchanging "I do's" in The Earthquake State of California.

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