Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 20 March 2014

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David says he has always been attracted to women with weird-looking tattoos.

NEW YORK CITY - The host of Late Night With David Letterman is afraid that he may have said a little more than he should of the other evening.

Letterman was being interviewed by Macadamia Honeysuckle with The LaLaLand Daily when she suddenly asked the 66-year-old talk show host who he would like to be married to if he was not married to his present wife.

Dave thought for a second and asked, "Lemmy get this straight...it has to be a woman right?"

When told that it was up to him, he giggled and replied, "Kat Von D."

"Why?" he was asked.

The gap-toothed talk show host cleared his throat and said that he has always had a tremendously lascivious attraction towards women with weird-looking tattoos.

He then added that he can imagine lying in bed with Kat and running his hands over every single tattoo on her body and getting her to explain what the friggin significance of each one is.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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