Henry Kissmyassworld was visited by three ghosts during the night … Well, no, just one ghost. Or maybe he was real. Henry’s not sure, and really hopes it was just a dream, go back to sleep, the sun will shine again upon the morn … Satan walked…
Academics and futurists worldwide are warning of the potential dangers of artificial intelligence (AI), but the tiny East European republic of Szjlobovjia has taken a bold and decisive step towards neutralizing these threats. Beginning in Septembe…
Aaaaaaah yeah, you sexy bitches, are you ready for another session of Lesbian Dance Theory? Come on – make some noise! All you sexy lesbians in da house, it’s time for some dance theory! Can a lesbian dance better than a non-lesbian? If a le…
After the NRA’s annual convention in Texas, Donald Trump did a little dance after having difficulty reading out many Hispanic names of murdered children in the Uvalde Massacre. Donny is a dancing fool! Just like Hitler when he did a jig! Remember…
"It started off as a rather whimsical promotion," said pub owner Mort Jigglethwaite with a chuckle. "I had no idea that it would spawn a formal scientific study!" "You see, Wednesday night is typically a slow time for our business, so when we le…
There were a few raised eyebrows but no shrieking at an Essex public house at the weekend, when the ghost of former landlord, Keith Flint, paid an unexpected visit to the pub, and, as he was used to doing, started the fire in the bar. Flint, 49, d...
Gay News: More than 2,000 lesbian travelers will sail from Port Everglades on an amazing RSVP sex-filled Vacations' seven-night Caribbean cruise aboard Holyland New Castle Line's ms Wonderland Adventure. In anticipation, the venomous cruise ship w...
Be Be See News: A leading choreographer has accused Lizzy the lesbian of "borrowing" a dance move, after the Butch Dike dancer launched a charity performamce in the Banger Prison, in Liverpool. The dance resembles a rodeo horse ride. According...
BENNINGTON, VT - Students--especially coed students--at Bennington, VT's, Catholic academy, Mount Anthony Union High School, really know how to "get down"--and their principal, Susie Q. Maguire is not happy about her student body's fancy moves. In...
This was to be a busy weekend for a local couple, Kenneth and Carole Moleturd were supposed to celebrate 28 years of marriage but it just might not happen as they are still fighting over having a small get-together with friends at a local bar. Car...
TOPEKA, Kansas - Word coming out of the Midwest is that the residents of old folks homes have just embraced a new favorite dance. Cressida Guava, 49, a representative with AARP stated that up until recently The Hokey Pokey was the best liked dance...
HOLLYWOOD - Erin Andrews spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and told him that she feels bad that Brooke Burke-Charvet was fired from her co-hosting job on Dancing With The Stars. But the ESPN Sports blonde firecracker quickly added...
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Angered by water restrictions imposed on the movie industry by the State of California, Hollywood has decided to move to Bollywood. Key entertainment heads have banded together to outsource the industry to India as soon as ne...
Something went wrong with Miley Cyrus big show-ending finally Friday night when she was riding a wrecking ball, swinging naked but covered by swinging on it sideways. That was until the wrecking ball, which was not real but still heavy, went too f...
MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich, has stated that the Russian government will not put up with the West's fad of twerking. The national news agency stated that two members of The Moscow Winter Ballet Troop were observed twerking ba...
Actor and Producer Woody Allen was apparently the victim of a joke but no one will admit to having pulled it off. Knowing Woody's curiosity, some of his band mates (he plays clarinet with some friends) were discussing how great the new e-cigarett...
LOS ANGELES - One of the happiest persons in Tinsel Town is the legendary music icon Cher. She recently appeared as a guest judge on Dancing With The Stars and she said that she absolutely loved it The "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" singer enjo...
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