Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 7 March 2014

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Madonna is 29 years older than her boy toy.

NEW YORK CITY - Susan Sarandon is notorious for being involved in May-December relationships with much younger men. Jennifer Lopez, Sharon Stone, and Mariah Carey are also proud cougars.

But Madonna, 55, has said that she has the best boy toy in the entire nation.

Madonna told iRumors that she has had her younger male in her life ever since she started seeing signs of cellulite on her upper thighs and butt.

She spoke with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors and told her that her boy toy Brahim Zaibat, who is 26, has been properly trained in the art of being at her beck and call.

The "Papa Don't Preach" singer says that not only does Bra, as she calls him, cook all of her meals and mix all of her drinks, but he also does her fingernails and toenails.

When asked by Miss Vermicelli if Bra is gay, Madonna's eyes lit up and she responded with a loud, "Hell no he's not gay. In fact he's about as gay as Wynonna Judd is skinny."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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