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Funny story: Senior Citizens Have Discovered Sexting

Senior Citizens Have Discovered Sexting

CHARLESTON, South Carolina – The local Apple store has informed the media that, due to the state’s Shelter-in-Place C-19 policy, many of the state’s older residents have taken up texting. Felicity Mannheim, who has been the assistant manager at th...

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Funny story: Since C-19, Phone Sexting Has Increased by 875 Percent

Since C-19, Phone Sexting Has Increased by 875 Percent

CHICAGO – One of the Windy City’s leading psychologists says that she has noticed a big increase in the amount of phone sexting that is now taking place. Dr. Wanda Leigh Zabinowitz, who has thousands of clients, says that a big majority of her cli...

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Funny story: Woman Begins to Suspect Flirtatious Buddhist's Intentions May Be Less Than Wholesome

Woman Begins to Suspect Flirtatious Buddhist's Intentions May Be Less Than Wholesome

Caroline Adams of New York City was flattered when Kent, an attractive man from her weekly meditation class, obtained her telephone number from the meditation center database and reached out to her by text message, but their ensuing sexual banter cau...

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Funny story: A North Carolina Grandmother Gets Arrested For Sexting

A North Carolina Grandmother Gets Arrested For Sexting

GREENSBORO, North Carolina - A 73-year-old Greensboro grandmother identified as Daffodil "Daffy" Fugglefield swears that she had no idea that sexting was against the law. Granny Daffy, as her 19 grandkids call her, told arresting officers that she...

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Funny story: A 91-Year-Old Chattanooga Woman Claims Anthony Weiner Is Sexting Her

A 91-Year-Old Chattanooga Woman Claims Anthony Weiner Is Sexting Her

CHATTANOOGA - Hattie Lulu Proctorpicker, 91, a lifelong resident of Chattanooga, Tennessee has just come forward and informed the news media that for the past four weeks she has been receiving sexually-explicit text messages from Anthony Weiner. M...

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Funny story: Cameron Texts detail 'ride of my life

Cameron Texts detail 'ride of my life

John Bercow will have a tough time keeping the lid on parliament questions this week as steamy new texts are revealed between PM David Cameron and Rebekuh Brooks, she of the flowing chesnut mane, and recent phone hacking scandals. The texts reveal alleged salacious details after the pair joined up for some spirited bare back riding in the idyllic British country side. Here are just a few of...

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Funny story: HM Prison Services Swamped with Female Applications after Illicit Sex Allegations !

HM Prison Services Swamped with Female Applications after Illicit Sex Allegations !

A spokesperson for Her Majesty's Prison Service says the office can't handle the recent inundation of requests by unemployed females for jobs following the conviction of female warder Zanib Khan, 27, found guilty of juggling at least 5 unseemly rela...

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Funny story: Prince Philip caught sexting pyjama shots to Archbishop of Canterbury!

Prince Philip caught sexting pyjama shots to Archbishop of Canterbury!

London - A dreadful SMS mistake involving just one digit has seen Dr Rowan Williams receive some amusing Diamond Jubilee pics on his mobile phone. The 'Whoa, gedda load of this, darlin!' signed off with 'Randy Bunnykins' messages were apparently m...

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Funny story: Sex Responsible for Growth in Social Networks, Scientists Say

Sex Responsible for Growth in Social Networks, Scientists Say

Long thought to be a simple tool for basic communication between friends, scientists now say that the exponential growth of social network websites can be attributed to one thing only; Sex. Co-authors of the report, Dr. Ivanna Vebusch and Dr. N.

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Funny story: FBI: Weiner sexted Palin and Bachman

FBI: Weiner sexted Palin and Bachman

An FBI analysis of the Facebook account of former Congressman Anthony Weiner revealed that he had e-mailed his rather inflated loins to Tea Party Presidential hopefuls Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman. At first, when the New York Times acquired...

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