Written by Bureau

Thursday, 27 March 2014

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A United States citizen, Johnny Billingswee, was born with two penises. Although they are small, they are clearly functional.

"Ever since I can remember, I have been the the butt of jokes about my two together not making a good one so I was afraid to shower or anything where other guys were showering."

Johnny stated that at least it kept him out of the army as they told him that he might be captured and pointed out (that's not a pun) by our enemies as a typical American.

But a funny thing happened. A young lady fell in love with Johnny because she had an unusual, (she won't explain) embarrassment also.

They eventually got married and lived a poor life until Darla pointed out (no pun intended) that a private view on his privates (no pun intended) might bring some people to his site and he could show advertisers how many were curious and get some badly needed money.

"I become one of those "Over night wonders" I think they call them. I got rich. Who knew that people all over the world would click my site to see how I looked."

Darla stated that they played "It Takes Two" at their wedding.

As of today, over 5,000,000 and the Billingswee are going on a round the world cruise!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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