Older Scientist Has A Young Joey Heatherton On His Arm at Dinner

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Friday, 21 February 2014

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"Is that your piggy?"

Dr. Phillip Rhodes apparently has made a breakthrough in body transfers or else he's having a joke on everyone, especially on his old comrades at the Think Tank.

"Rhodes has always had this crush on sexy (30 years ago) Joey Heatherton and his goal for the last 30 years is to bring her back as she appeared back then or even a little younger.", stated old Think Tank co-worker Professor Franze Hibbertz. "Maybe he has accomplished it."

Rhodes himself says he is not taking any questions but is going to enjoy Joey for the rest of his life.

"Joey was always the best at dancing, singing and acting...much better than that Ann Margret! She's also much prettier and a lot sexier! Vavavavoom!"

Later in the night, a note has been found slipped under the tablecloth at their table by a waiter, that read: "Help! I'm Phillips wife and woke up last week in this young woman's body. I'm not Joey Heatherton but Daisy Rhodes. He's done something to me and I want back into my old body. This one is nice but it's beginning to fall apart!"

Meanwhile a search is on for Rhodes wife who has been missing for two weeks.

"She stated that at her age, she wanted to take a cruise around the world. She'll be OK", Rhodes told police. "Why Heather, is that your piggy toe on the floor?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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