Single woman Natasha Friedrich of Brooklyn, New York, who recently celebrated a pleasant if somewhat lonely forty-fifth birthday by going out to lunch with a female friend, was heartened to realize that, in fact, she’d been just as lonely on her twen...
Although it would be quite simple for her to meet her soul-mate and fall madly and passionately in love should she so opt, 38-year-old Brenda Meadows of Brooklyn, New York, is genuinely happy to be single by choice. “It’s a decision I feel so good...
A United States citizen, Johnny Billingswee, was born with two penises. Although they are small, they are clearly functional. "Ever since I can remember, I have been the the butt of jokes about my two together not making a good one so I was afraid...
BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton is a perfect example of a Hollywood celebrity who has it all because of her mommy and daddy. Hilton is known as one of Tinsel Town's biggest celebutante's since she really has no talent such as singing, acting, dancing...
NEW YORK CITY - A close friend of Katie Holmes says that she is just not the same since she divorced Tom Cruise. The friend who did not want to give her name but did give her nickname; Salsa, said that she is really concerned for her friend. Ka...
BILLINGSGATE POST - The Cayman Institute of LaFontaine College announced today in its eponymously named journal that solitude has been found to be the best cure for those suffering from terminal loneliness. The Cayman Institute is chaired by Dr. Vis...
Sirius Cybernetics, the Lancashire based iPhone applelet company, have released the app that lonely people have been crying out for: iBud. As with all Sirius Cybernetics applelets their app hooks into the iPhone 4S's Siri, the artificial intelligence...
Left wing think tank Jizzmop have today released a report which criticises the "laissez-faire free market" approach that people have towards relationships. Spokesman Herbert Jizzmop explained, "People are free to choose whoever they want as a frie...
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