LOS ANGELES - GOP political maven Ann Coulter was invited to speak at The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women and she accepted on one condition; that she be allowed to make a pitch for the GOP.
The warden gladly agreed and so Miss Coulter spoke before a group of 900 female inmates.
Many wanted to know if she was really a blonde. Coulter blushed and replied that she was and she had a cute little landing strip to prove it.
Other convicts asked if she had really gone to bed with fellow party member Rush Limbaugh. Ann shook her head and replied that, that was just a little boys joke that "Tubby" Limbaugh and Bill "The Pill" O'Reilly had cooked up.
She did stress the fact that she would not go to bed with Limbaugh or O'Reilly for all of the gold in Fort Knox.
She was then asked what she thought about Sarah Palin. Coulter started coughing. She then commented that she cannot stand the geographically challenged mulch for brains huntress who acts like she has a wiener instead of a hooha.
The group erupted in applause and started chanting "HOO-HA! HOO-HA! HOO-HA!"
Ann took a sip from her Papaya Gatorade bottle and said that she is going to demand that the Republican Party terminate Palin The Pest's Republican membership.
She added that the GOP needs the Moose Mama about as much as Bill Gates needs lessons on how to make money.