Ann Coulter Remarks That She Does Not Find Rush Limbaugh At All Attractive

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 21 March 2014

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Bill O'Reilly recently said that Ann wears a size 32-A Bra.

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show last week and he dropped a bombshell on the show's host.

Rush told Gary that he found fellow Republican pundit Ann Coulter to be one hot lady.

Limbaugh even mentioned to Busey that if he was not already married he would love to do the hokey pokey with Miss Coulter.

Busey was needless to say quite shocked. Limbaugh then pointed out that even though a lot of people including some GOPers say that Ann looks like a horse she is really as smart as a porpoise.

When word got back to Coulter she made a face and said that it was nice to know that "Tubby" finds her erotically and sensuously sexy and sultry beyond belief.

She then added that she finds him to be very unattractive and she would not only not do the hokey pokey with him, she wouldn't even play checkers with the 12-inch cigar sucking twerp.

SIDENOTE: Ann Coulter has just released her latest book titled, I'm Not Anorexic, I Just Fantastically Svelte.

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