TOLEDO, Ohio - President Obama flew into Toledo on Air Force One where he had a nice visit with Argyle Honeyhill, who just happens to be the oldest tax payer in the entire United States.
Argyle who just turned 107, on March 17, said that he was thrilled to meet the president but confided that he did not vote for him.
"You mean to tell me that you voted Republican?" The president asked.
"No sa," Argyle replied, "I did not vote fa nobody 'cause dat particular day it be raining and I hate ta get out in da rain 'cause it makes my genitals start ta itch fa some confounded friggin reason uh huh."
"I hear ya, Argyle. I hear ya brutha. It's my understanding that Senator John McCain, Rush Limbaugh, Mitt Romney, and Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio all have the same affliction."
"And so does dat space alien looking bitch Joan Rivers." Argyle added.
The president started laughing so hard he almost choked on a wiener-on-a-stick he'd been handed by Vice-President Joe Biden.
