Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 24 March 2014

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Lots of Republicans feel that Sarah Palin needs to just stay in Alaska and never leave the state again.

WASILLA, Alaska - A close friend of Sarah Palin's has said that the former governor has been feeling very depressed lately.

It seems that the woman known as the Loose Moose feels that she is no longer relevant; a sentiment that is echoed by millions and millions of Democrats as well as Republicans.

Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine recently wrote that most of the Republican voters now feel that 50-year-old Sarah Palin is as important to the Grand Old Party as bacon is to the people of Israel.

Many hardcore Republicans have expressed the fact that Snowflake's 15 minutes were up a long, long time ago and she just seems to hang around like a friggin Australian boomerang.

But the woman whose husband calls her Snowballs, recently told her 13-year-old daughter Piper that the Palinista Movement isn't dead, it's just taking a long nap.

A close friend of the Palin's secretly confided to Mr. Tucker that little Piper replied, "Face it mom, it's over, people just got sick and tired of your pit bull lipstick jokes, and your hockey mom jokes, and your neutered moose jokes."

SIDENOTE: Piper Palin is one smart little reindeer rider.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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