WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House is reporting that President Obama is not thrilled with the fact that our neighbor to the south has just perfected the art of manufacturing nuclear weapons, or as the Three Amigos, Georgie Bush, Dickie Cheney, and Donnie Rumsfeld call them Weapons of Mass Destruction.
The president met with three of his top advisers as well as with Vice-President Biden and civilian adviser George Clooney at a White House backyard weenie roast to discuss the matter.
According to the CIA, Mexico's missiles presently have a range of 200 miles, but President Nacho Winslow has expressed to his group of nuclear scientists that he wants that range to be increased to 500 miles by the Cinco de Mayo holiday.
Meanwhile north of the border, the president has decided that he will inform President Winslow that if he agrees to disarm his nuclear weapons the U.S. will allow 400 illegal aliens to enter the USA no questions asked.
