Ben & Jerry's To Introduce An Ice Cream In Honor of This Year's Snowzilla

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 22 March 2014

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A photo of the Ben & Jerry's parking lot in South Burlington, Vermont.

SOUTH BURLINGTON, Vermont - The ice cream creators at Ben & Jerry's in Vermont have been working overtime creating a new flavored ice cream in honor of all of the East Coast winter storms that have been battering the upper right side of the USA.

Spokesperson Millard Cypress has just informed the news media that Ben & Jerry's new White Snowzilla Macadamia Ice Cream will be available at all grocery stores by April 3, 2014.

Mr. Cypress said that over 4,000 man hours went into the creating, improving, and marketing of this new ice cream flavor.

Cypress pointed out that Ben & Jerry's had actually sent samples of the new ice cream to President and Mrs. Obama, Oprah Winfrey, George Clooney, Aaron Rodgers, Kirstie Alley, and Gary Busey.

And they reported that everyone absolutely loved it; especially Kirstie Alley who asked if they could send her 700 pints of the most fantastic ice cream she has ever eaten.

SIDENOTE: Word coming out of Detroit is that the NBA's Detroit Pistons organization is considering making White Snowzilla Macadamia the official ice cream of the Detroit Pistons.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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