Jimmy Carter: 'My own communications are probably monitored'

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Monday, 24 March 2014

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"We have become a nation of spie,s which is sad", says the former President.

Carter went on to tell the press that there among their own group is at least one spy taking down everything he was saying and which of them were nodding their heads in agreement with what I'm saying.

When asked about the White House being behind it he refused to comment.

"I don't blame the President for all of it. It seems that we have a lot of presidents over a lot of organizations that may be trying to keep the terrorists away but in doing so, have taken away a lot of our freedoms and that's not right."

Carter said that our country leans left too far then right too far, like a drunken sailor.

"There's more problems than any one president can handle or even control anymore. While we're arguing over every little thing, our real enemies are having a good time. We're on very shaky ground and need to have some cooperation."

"And we don't need anymore spies!"

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