Kathy Griffin and Cher Are Fighting Over Gay Pal Anderson Cooper

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 19 March 2014

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Kathy said that if she has to she will bite Cher to keep her away from Anderson. (Photo courtesy of Bill O'Reilly).

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The latest catfight to come out of Tinsel Town involves comedian Kathy Griffin, 53, and iconic singer Cher, 67.

Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that the two divas are feuding over the friendship of CNN gay talk show host Anderson "Hurricane" Cooper.

The 46-year-old, blue-eyed reporter has become the object of attention of Griffin and Cher who both say that they saw him first.

Ty Tickler with Hollywood Innuendo stated that Andy, as Wolf Blitzer refers to Cooper, was friends with Griffin first.

Kathy pointed out that she was the one who introduced Cher to Anderson and right away Cher asked him about his boyfriend.

Cooper stopped her in her tracks by saying that he does not discuss his personal life with anyone; including gay ally Madonna.

Cher has reportedly said that she heard that Kathy's hooha hasn't had a visitor since 2012.

She then pointed out that Kathy is so boring that when she is around Anderson she lets him connect the (freckle) dots on her chest as a source of strange joy.

Meanwhile Kathy responded by saying that Cher has had more hands on her than all of the clocks in Switzerland.

She then commented that the "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" singer has all the charm of seagull saliva.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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