CNN, Pat Robertson: God Stole Malaysia Flight

Written by Keith Shirey

Wednesday, 19 March 2014

CNN anchor Don Lemon and Decoded host Brad Meltzer discussed the possibility that God about the idea yesterday afternoon that God stole a Boeing 777.

"Something "beyond our understanding" happened to Malaysia Airlines flight MH 370, that "something" being perhaps supernatural maybe?

"Especially today, on a day when we deal with the supernatural," Lemon said. "We go to church, the supernatural power of God…people are saying to me, why aren't you talking about the possibility - and I'm just putting it out there - that something odd happened to this plane, something beyond our understanding?"

The Rev. Pat Robertson chimed in on the Christian Broadcast Network saying it was definitely a supernatural abduction. He called for a national day of prayer to ask God to "release the Boeing 777 from his huge hand."

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