Well, I have given up on trying to warn people about the rising oceans due to global warming and have saved the world all by myself.
I was lying on the couch and pondering how to reach people and suddenly it hit me. It was the cat. So I got up and put him outside and as I was walking through the kitchen, I saw a sponge on the sink.
There's the answer!
There are now millions of sponges on the bottom of the ocean so all we have to do is begin multiplying them.
I bet our scientists and those of others...wait a minute, all scientists from every country should be in on this.
That was when Gore called us to come out and take his statement.
"You reporters get this straight. I am headed for the Think Tanks around the world and finding out how we can grow a hundred billion sponges on the bottom of the Oceans?"
"They will soak up all the overflow from Global Warming and save the coastal areas!"
"Now I have to run see the Think Tanks and then announce that I'm running against Hillary in 2016!"
Well, he's off and running. Or, at least, he's off!
