Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 22 February 2014

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John McCain says he has never liked Sarah Palin or Michele Bachmann

NEW YORK CITY - Arizona Senator John McCain appeared on The Viagra View and he made an amazing comment to host Regis Philbin.

Senator McCain said that the Republican Party is presently in a state of utter disarray and that if the 2016 election were to be held today, he would vote for Hillary Clinton who would easily win in a landslide.

McCain added that female GOPers Sarah "Snowballs" Palin and Michele "Hairdo" Bachmann disagree but he smiled and replied, "Those two gals are just a couple of old menopausal women who mistakingly think that they could be president."

The 77-year-old McCain then added, "Well Sarah and Michele have about as much chance of being president as I do of divorcing my wife Cindy and Marrying Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton.

Larry King noted that he has never liked Sarah Palin ever since she said that Rhode Island was one of the Hawaiian Islands.

And as for Bachmann he said that she belongs in the friggin kitchen baking sugar cookies for her homophobic husband.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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