Woman's Partner For Three Hour Orgasm Won't Comment on Any Details

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Saturday, 11 January 2014

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The Seattle woman who had a three hour orgasm and wound up in the hospital emergency room says her partner probably won't say if he helped what had happened.

"That's up to him. I don't think he did anything different. I only drank some wine as usual. Maybe they can send me some money to reveal the brand", she laughed. "But no kidding, I'll endorse any wine or anything I had to eat or drink beforehand. I hope you read this or answer any e-mails or letters I've already sent. But it may have had nothing to do with what happened."

If either of them or the hospital itself give away any information, we believe they will soon tell us while the news is hot.

"I will be truthful. It never happened like that before and if it goes much longer than normal next time, I'm heading back to the hospital."

The episode has gone viral on the internet so if there is money to be made, someone will pick it up and make the couple an offer.

This is Joan Neighbors for...is she doing it again? Just hiccups.

Joan Neighbors for $tar$.

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