A 97-Year-Old Oklahoma Woman Gives Birth To Twins

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 25 August 2013

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A photo of 97-year-old Maggie Sue Mistbush on her way to the beauty salon.

CHICKASHA, Oklahoma - Reports coming out of the Sooner state are that a 97-year-old woman identified as Maggie Sue Mistbush has just given birth to twin boys.

Mrs. Mistbush is resting comfortably at The Chickasha General Hospital and her two baby boys who she named Biff and Baff are doing real good.

She was asked by Preston St. Bolero with Bedroom Pillow Talk how in the world she, at the age of 97, could possibly get pregnant.

Mrs. Mistbush who only went up to the second grade replied, "Well sir it be kinda like dis. My hubby, Elmer Bob, he done went and stuck his pecker in my biscuit and darn if one of my ovary eggs didn't snap up one of his wiggly wigglers quicker than Wynonna Judd puttin' away a chocolate covered cherry."

The life-long Chickasha resident says she has two other children ages 79 and 77, along with a whole passel of grandchildren, and a bunch of great grandchildren.

She was asked by St. Bolero if she and Elmer Bob are planning on having any more younguns. She made a face, shook her head, and replied, "Mr. St. Bolero, I love my husband to pieces. But if old Elmer Bob comes anywhere near me, I swear I'm gonna kick his butt all the way down to Dallas."

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