Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 7 January 2014

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Liz Cheney has revealed the real reason why her sister has given up her senate bid.

NEW YORK CITY - Liz Cheney, daughter of former Vice-President Dick "WMD" Cheney, has decided to drop out of the Wyoming Senate race.

She expalined to GOPicky Magazine that she feels that it is just not the right time for her to hold public office.

Liz Cheney is 47, and she told Amos Soursuckle with GOPicky that her husband Phil "The Pill" Perry suggested that she wait until she hits 50, and becomes a little bit more mature.

The iRumors News Agency recently reported that Mary has been very critical of her lesbian sister Liz's same-sex marriage to Heather Poe.

The sisterly relationship got so strained that Mary recently unfriended her sister on Facebook.

Mary responded by saying that it was simply a lesbionic move on her sister's part and further remarked that she is scratching Liz and Heather off of her Christmas card list.

Liz spoke with National Spotlight Magazine and said that the real reason why Mary dropped out of her senate bid was because she has several skeletons in her closet.

When asked to name the skeletons, Liz grinned and said that she will wait and reveal them at a later date.

SIDENOTE: Durango Tucker with NSM commented that a very good source told him that Liz wants $24,000 cash to reveal the skeleton's in her sister Mary's closet.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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