Robin Roberts Finally Admits To Being A Lesbian

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 31 December 2013

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Robin says that her and Amber enjoy wearing each other's bras.

NEW YORK CITY - After years and years of denial, Good Morning America's Robin Roberts has finally admitted that she is a practicing lesbianite.

The 53-year-old Roberts actually thought that no one knew but she was surprised to learn that roughly 63 percent of the people living in America knew.

Roberts told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that she has always had a fondness for the pink palace (crotch cookie) and she never really was into dinky dinks (taco ticklers).

Robin said that her partner Amber Laign, who is only 39, is fantastic when it comes to mattress merriment and she adds that Amber hung the moon, most of the planets, and the milky way.

Amber is quite athletic and works as a massage therapist and a part time bouncer at West Hollywood's Tipsy Tadpole Lounge.

Roberts says that she loves having Amber's all-over body massages which work out great since she (Robin) assumes the female role.

SIDENOTE: Robin told Miss Chipotle that the two hope to hear wedding bells by the time summer rolls around and she revealed that they plan to wed on the beach in skimpy bikini swimsuits.

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