San Francisco Drops The Duck Dynasty Program

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 22 December 2013

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The city of San Francisco has always prided itself in being a gay and lesbian friendly city.

SAN FRANCISCO - A spokesperson representing the San Francisco City Council has just stated that effective immediately the local television station that had been carrying the cable hit show, Duck Dynasty has stated that they are dropping the show.

Hester Oleander, who pointed out that she is not a lesbian, said that the television station had received tens of thousands of complaints from many of San Francisco's gay and lesbian citizens asking that the station ban the show after its patriarch Phil Robertson said that a lot of gays look like animals.

A group of Bay area residents launched a protest against the gay and lesbian protesters but since they were greatly outnumbered the station paid them no mind.

Miss Oleander, who is in the process of getting divorced, pointed out that the station will be replacing Duck Dynasty with reruns of Gilligan's Island.

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