Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty: I Told 'em Don't Cha Be Messin' With Us Louisiana Cajuns!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 29 December 2013

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A photo of Onions one of Phil's dogs. (Photo by Missy Robertson).

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - Phil Robertson was sitting in his living room watching a rerun of Duck Dynasty with his wife Miss Kay.

They had invited Voodoo Dupree of Glamboyant Magazine to visit with them.

Voodoo is the sister of Louisiana stand up comedian and free lance reporter Zydeco Dupree.

Phil leaned over and said, "Ya know Voodoo, I told everyone of 'em that they best not be messin' with us Louisiana Cajuns because we don't take kindly ta nobody tryin' ta be tellin' us what ta do or say or what not ta do or say."

Miss Dupree said that she always knew that A&E would back off of their decision because there are just too many millions and millions of dollars at stake.

Miss Kay chimed in and said that the nation has just showed the Robertson family that just because they don't cotton to gay and lesbianites doesn't mean that they should be penalized.

She pointed out that everybody hates atheists but the bottom line is that they are entitled to their opinion even if it be wrong.

Miss Kay then added, "But of course now dem atheistic folk they be a bit on the way out there side but anyhow like my aunt Matilda May used to say, 'Kay baby, it be's what it be's and dats pretty much what it be's.'"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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