Sara Palin Visits Santa Claus

Written by Moe Nightwalker

Monday, 23 December 2013

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Palin's Neighbor

During an interview publicizing her Christmas book, Sara Palin discussed her trade mission to the North Pole, Inc.'s headquarters. She said, "I can see the reindeer barn from my backyard. Since the best part of Christmas is the gift giving, I wanted to improve our trading relationship with Mr. Claus. He is a jolly man and he understands Christmas better than the Pope."

Palin fueled the rumor that North Pole, Inc was considering using drones. When answering what products she was promoting. "Oil baby, Oil! What else would drones run on?"

Some investors were confused by her statement and rushed to purchase Johnson's Baby Oil stock, causing it to rise $4.36 in two hours.

Palin also mentioned that the weather is getting warmer at Claus' house and they now have a beautiful lake near by. She could not understand why Mrs. Claus was so upset about the lake and the warming. "There was a beautiful deer with antlers and a red nose drinking from the lake.  I got a clear view and took it out with one shot. I'm getting it's headed mounted. What a great place!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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