NEW YORK CITY - FOX talk show host Megyn Kelly is sticking to her (laser) guns and is still insisting that Santa Claus is white.
Kelly, the blonde with the pixie hairdo, that really belongs on an 8-year-old girl, added that the tooth fairy is gay.
Megyn was interviewed by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors at a local IHIPHOP Soul Food Restaurant in Lower Manhattan.
The male-voiced Kelly told Miss Rangoon that she did not make up the fact that Santa is white, she just reported it and she cannot understand why millions of people, 29 percent of them minorities, are upset with her.
Kelly wondered if the backlash had occurred if she had said that Santa was about 100 pounds overweight, or if she'd said that he needs to shave that silly-ass looking beard, or even if she had stated that real men do not wear red velour outfits and shiny black plastic boots and go around uttering the phrase ho, ho, ho, especially in New York City.
Miss Rangoon informed Kelly that Vice-President Joe Biden had remarked that the evil, demonic, white, blonde FOX News woman will never set foot on the White House property as long as he is the vice-president.
And Regis Philbin, the co-host of The Viagra View commented that next Blondie will probably make another dumbass remark and say that Oprah Winfrey is a closet atheist.