Megyn Kelly Says That Half of Santa's Elves Are Gay

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 19 December 2013

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Megyn personally made this pair of Christmas socks for one of her BFF's Rush Limbaugh.

NEW YORK CITY - FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly not content with her pervious controversial comments has now stated that she knows for a fact that half of Santa's elves are gay.

The 43-year-old reporter was asked by American Spotlight Magazine's Fitzwater Ribicoff how she could possibly know that.

The dishwater blonde grinned and simply replied, "Because I am Megyn Kelly, the top news person at FOX and I am gifted in the common sense department as well as in the looks department and I can tell that 50 percent of St. Nick's elves ride sidesaddle.

Ms. Kelly was told that a leading expert on Christmas elves, Dr. Bernard Flaskette of Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis, stated that most of the elves are in fact married.

The pixie-haired, pompous, know-it-all giggled and said that she forgot to mention that a lot of the elves are also bisexual.

To view dozens of photos of Megyn Kelly in various swimsuits go to

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