The KKK Says They're Proud of Megyn Kelly

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 18 December 2013

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Megyn says she's not conceited but does admit she takes about 15 'selfies' a day. (Photo by Megyn Kelly).

TUCSON, Arizona - Megyn Kelly has managed to knock Obamacare, the Indiana Pacers, and The Tea Bag Party Christmas Party Fund Scandal off of the front page.

The 43-year-old talking head with FOX News has stirred up a holiday hornets nest with her comment about the color of Santa Claus' skin.

Several publications including The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle, The Tinsel Town Times Tribune, and The Right Coast Revue have asked that Megyn Kelly show that she's a woman with some ovaries and do the right thing and either apologize her caboose off or resign.

Polls show that as many as 88 to 94 percent of the citizens of the USA feel that Megyn Kelly has messed up big time and needs to leave the scene of the arrogant remark (i.e. FOX News).

Reports are that her bosses are hurriedly trying to do some damage control.

Meanwhile The LaLaLand Daily is reporting that The Grand Exalted Dragon Wizard of The Grand Imperial Order of The Knights of The Off-White Bougainvillea, Rayford "Whitey" Giddykoontz has stated from the KKK home office in Tucson, Arizona that he is proud of Megyn Kelly.

He added that she is just the type of feisty female that the KKK likes to recruit - a woman with semi-good looks and balls to boot.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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