Michelle Obama Not Pregnant! President Disappointed!

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Thursday, 19 December 2013

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"I wish it were true", the President told ABC and other networks this morning "but it is not true, no matter how many tabloids you read."

First Lady Michelle Obama admits that she is not pregnant according to a Source at the White House. "The story was that since Britain had a new baby the whole country was upbeat about, it could help settle all the in-fighting going on here, I guess."

The Source stated that Mr. Obama would love to have a son, he is happy with his two daughters.

Another reason for the continued rumors was the great mystery of where the First Family were off to last summer as it was reported that they were off to Paris to Martha's Vineyard and even to Kenya.

The last time a baby was born in the White House was Patrick Bouvier Kennedy, who only lived two days. Patrick was the youngest child of President John F. Kennedy and First Lady Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy and brother to Caroline Kennedy and John F. Kennedy Jr.

"Yes, having a baby would be nice", agreed Michelle lately to a friend, "especially a boy for the President. But I think it would be better if it happened after we get out of this circus called Washington. I can hear them now, he's having the baby just to bring in the votes from moms everywhere!"

"Maybe someday, after 2016!"

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