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The circus is coming back - gang man style!

Funny story: The circus is coming back - gang man style!

Washington DC - According to anonymous White House spokesperson “Q”, Barnum and Bailey Circus is merging with the defense department in a bold move to save both. Sarah Palin also has a piece of the action. The new circus will march from city...

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Laid off Ringling Brothers Clowns Adding To More Scary Clown Sightings

Funny story: Laid off Ringling Brothers Clowns Adding To More Scary Clown Sightings

The Greatest show on earth, the Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus, will be ending after 5,421 years in existance. The circus' inception occurred in England shortly after the creation of Stonehenge when P.T. Barnum convinced the druids to...

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The Case Against Recreation - Part 9: Circus & Carnival

Funny story: The Case Against Recreation - Part 9: Circus & Carnival

Circus & Carnival- The three-ring circus is an entertainment extravaganza that brings out the true nature of the human-for better or worse. It's an epic exposition of eccentric exhibitionists, a full contingent of show biz outcasts too proud to compromise their artistic integrity in opera or ballet, and with talent too great to waste on Broadway. They were destined for the so-called Gr...

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Cops: No Clue Who Slew Circus Crewman

Funny story: Cops: No Clue Who Slew Circus Crewman

One morning while working as a lion trainer for a traveling circus, a handsome devil with a promising career in show business named Lester Dean was having a wonderful day until his face was suddenly slashed with the razor sharp claws of a lion prior...

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Golden Gate Bridge "Suicide Net System" to Attract Acrobats From Around the Globe

San Francisco - The city council has approved spending tens of millions of dollars to construct a system of safety nets under the Golden Gate Bridge in an attempt to thwart future suicide attempts which have plagued the landmark for decades. T...

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An Animal Shelter In Fayetteville, Arkansas Receives 6 Giraffes, 3 Elephants, and A Lion

Funny story: An Animal Shelter In Fayetteville, Arkansas Receives 6 Giraffes, 3 Elephants, and A Lion

FAYETTEVILLE, Arkansas - City officials are trying to figure out where in the world the 6 giraffes, 3 elephants, and 1 lion that were left at The City Animal Shelter came from. Bernice Burgerbock, 37, who manages the shelter stated that when she g...

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Siamese Twins Win City Council Seat

Funny story: Siamese Twins Win City Council Seat

Lisa and Liza Kozominsky's parents always told them they could do anything they wanted, and these spunky sisters did just that by winning a City Council seat in Piginpoke Mississippi. Running on a "The KKK Wasn't That Bad" platform, the sisters, j...

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UKIP party booked for stand up comedy at Apollo theatre

Funny story: UKIP party booked for stand up comedy at Apollo theatre

An electable laugh filled political party is in the final stages of formation with Boris Johnson and the UKIP party at its core. Trial comedy press releases will be held at the Apollo theatre, with side splitting faux passes by each member of the UKI...

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PETA Wants To Meet With The Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus

Funny story: PETA Wants To Meet With The Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus

NORFOLK, Virginia - The executive director with PETA, Mimosa Ledbetter, recently stated on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that her group would like to have a nice friendly meeting with the representatives of the world's biggest circus, The Ringling Brother...

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Michelle Obama Not Pregnant! President Disappointed!

Funny story: Michelle Obama Not Pregnant! President Disappointed!

"I wish it were true", the President told ABC and other networks this morning "but it is not true, no matter how many tabloids you read." First Lady Michelle Obama admits that she is not pregnant according to a Source at the White House. "The stor...

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Ringling Bros. Vows to Handle Circus Goats with Kid Gloves; Subsequently Retracts Statement

Funny story: Ringling Bros. Vows to Handle Circus Goats with Kid Gloves; Subsequently Retracts Statement

Kenneth Feld, CEO of Feld Entertainment, the group that owns Ringling Bros. Circus, recently announced that Ringling Bros. will, effective immediately, exploit for trivial human entertainment fewer wild animals and more and more domesticated animals,...

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Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

Funny story: Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

BROOKLYN - Madonna was leaving The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after having had an ingrown hair removed from her upper lip. As she walked out the front door she was asked by Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk what she thought abo...

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Nicki Minaj Admits Her Eyelashes and Hair Are Fake, But Her Butt Is Real

Funny story: Nicki Minaj Admits Her Eyelashes and Hair Are Fake, But Her Butt Is Real

TARZANA - American Idol's Nicki Minaj was spotted at the world famous Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana walking around feeding and petting the various animals. She told a reporter with The Gossipette Gazette that she had come to the petting...

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The Wyoming Big Foot Footprints Explained

Funny story: The Wyoming Big Foot Footprints Explained

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Game wardens in the state of Wyoming have explained the recent rash of giant size 18 footprints that campers have been coming across. Buster "Bubba" Custardweiser, 58, who is a senior game warden at Yellowstone National Park...

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Kansas Tiger Found in Circus Restroom: First Interview

Funny story: Kansas Tiger Found in Circus Restroom: First Interview

A Spoof reporter skilled in tiger talk dug up the story behind the story. The tiger has no idea why everyone was so excited. "Good grief, I just went in to take care of business; isn't that what everyone goes to the restroom for?" the tiger...

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From rags to stitches

Funny story: From rags to stitches

Rupert was a man from the back streets of Kensington. He lived out of a modest five bedroom apartment and survived on a mere £200,000 per year. Unfortunately for Rupert his world soon became shattered and broken and he could no longer afford a nanny to look after Francesca and Tarquin so he decided to feed the nanny to his 500ft long tarantula's. The tarantula's were highly maintained and demanded...

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Charles Barkley Calls Kobe Bryant The P.T. Barnum of Basketball

Funny story: Charles Barkley Calls Kobe Bryant The P.T. Barnum of Basketball

ATLANTA - One of the most disliked sports announcers in the history of sports announcing has just fired an NBA salvo at Los Angeles Lakers super star Kobe Bryant. Charles "Chubby" Barkley told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that Ko...

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Congress to reinvent itself as a reality TV show to balance the budget

Funny story: Congress to reinvent itself as a reality TV show to balance the budget

Washington DC - Our mole in the Ways and Means committee reports that the rules of parliamentary procedure are to go the way of the dodo bird and the Bill of Rights. Tough economic times dictate that the government reinvent itself in a form that w...

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