SARASOTA, Florida - (Satire News) - Word coming out of the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus headquarters is that the circus honchos have decided to fire every one of their circus midgets. Kinsley Potfair, a circus spokesperson stated tha…
ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – iNews reports that a veteran Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Circus Clown has been fired. iNews reporter Kitty Segovia broke the story staing that the clown, who goes by the name of Boo Boo The Clown, suddenly refu…
SAGINAW, Michigan – (Satire News) – RumorLand News reports that Biff and Ramona Landetta have been married for 19 years, and it looks like the honeymoon is over, as they say in the mining town of Honey Hole, Montana. Biff, who is an unemployed san…
SARASOTA, Florida – (Satire News) – The CEO of the world-famous Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Circus, is reportedly angrier than a giraffe with a sore throat. Atlas P. Londonderry, told the news media that he does not appreciate them refe…
There was exciting news for lovers of the Big Top last night, when it was announced that the world-famous Donny Trump Circus would be 'hitting the road' for an extensive 51-state tour starting in the New Year. Mr. Trump, expecting to be freed from…
There was controversy at the Big Top on Thursday evening, when a professional Sword Swallower was involved in a serious incident during a live performance. Specific details of the man's injuries are yet to be confirmed. Police sealed off the si...
There was controversy at the Big Top on Tuesday evening, when a professional Lion Tamer was involved in a serious incident during a live performance. Specific details of the man's injuries are yet to be confirmed. Police sealed off the site at...
Washington DC - According to anonymous White House spokesperson “Q”, Barnum and Bailey Circus is merging with the defense department in a bold move to save both. Sarah Palin also has a piece of the action. The new circus will march from city...
The Greatest show on earth, the Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus, will be ending after 5,421 years in existance. The circus' inception occurred in England shortly after the creation of Stonehenge when P.T. Barnum convinced the druids to...
Circus & Carnival- The three-ring circus is an entertainment extravaganza that brings out the true nature of the human-for better or worse. It's an epic exposition of eccentric exhibitionists, a full contingent of show biz outcasts too proud to compromise their artistic integrity in opera or ballet, and with talent too great to waste on Broadway. They were destined for the so-called Gr...
One morning while working as a lion trainer for a traveling circus, a handsome devil with a promising career in show business named Lester Dean was having a wonderful day until his face was suddenly slashed with the razor sharp claws of a lion prior...
San Francisco - The city council has approved spending tens of millions of dollars to construct a system of safety nets under the Golden Gate Bridge in an attempt to thwart future suicide attempts which have plagued the landmark for decades. T...
FAYETTEVILLE, Arkansas - City officials are trying to figure out where in the world the 6 giraffes, 3 elephants, and 1 lion that were left at The City Animal Shelter came from. Bernice Burgerbock, 37, who manages the shelter stated that when she g...
Lisa and Liza Kozominsky's parents always told them they could do anything they wanted, and these spunky sisters did just that by winning a City Council seat in Piginpoke Mississippi. Running on a "The KKK Wasn't That Bad" platform, the sisters, j...
An electable laugh filled political party is in the final stages of formation with Boris Johnson and the UKIP party at its core. Trial comedy press releases will be held at the Apollo theatre, with side splitting faux passes by each member of the UKI...
NORFOLK, Virginia - The executive director with PETA, Mimosa Ledbetter, recently stated on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that her group would like to have a nice friendly meeting with the representatives of the world's biggest circus, The Ringling Brother...
"I wish it were true", the President told ABC and other networks this morning "but it is not true, no matter how many tabloids you read." First Lady Michelle Obama admits that she is not pregnant according to a Source at the White House. "The stor...
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