WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just announced to the White House Press Corps that the first lady, Michelle Obama will be changing her hair color.
Colfax remarked that after talking it over with her husband, the president and their good friend and civilian adviser Oprah Winfrey, Mrs. Obama has decided to die her black hair blonde.
The First Mama, as Vice-President Joe Biden, calls her stated that she was watching television when she saw reality show star Nene Leakes and she fell in love with the color of her hair.
Mrs. Obama placed a call to her favorite hair stylist, FuFi Fondue of Beverly Hills, who is known as The Hair Stylist To The Stars.
Mr. Fondue will be flown out to Washington where he will have the honor of coloring the nation's first lady's hair.
Mrs. Obama asked her husband if he would allow FuFi to touch up his gray hair. The president smiled and said that his hair is fine the way it is and pointed out that the last thing he wants to do is to give the GOPers something else to criticize him about.
SIDENOTE: FuFi Fondue told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that Mrs. Obama's informed him that he will be staying in the famed Abraham Lincoln Bedroom.
