Miley Cyrus To Give Her 6-Foot-Tall Bong To Willie Nelson

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 5 August 2013

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Miley is giving her prized 6-foot-tall bong to Willie Nelson. (Photo courtesy of Miley Cyrus).

HOLLYWOOD - Vowing to try and follow the path of the straight and narrow, Miley Cyrus has has said that she will be parting with one of her most prized possessions; no not her pet flamingo Peggy, her 6-foot-tall bong.

Miley purchased the astounding bong in May of this year at a flea market in Avocado Heights. The owner wanted $95, but Miley using her Hannah Montana charm convinced him to let her have it for $55.

Miley said that she has always been a big fan of country music legend Willie Nelson and so she is going to present it to him as a type of Christmas in August present.

The 20-year-old singer said that she first developed a liking for Willie, who turned 80 in April, when she saw him in the western They Went That Away, in which he co-starred with Clint Eastwood, Sam Elliott, Pamela Anderson, and Charles Barkley.

SIDENOTE: Miley hopes that by her getting rid of her infamous 6-foot-tall bong people will now stop referring to her as the female Justin Bieber.

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