The Reason Why Illegal Aliens Hate Slow Moving Southbound Trains

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 17 July 2013

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Illegal aliens will no longer be flown by plane back to their home country.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Immigration Department has stated that due to some complaints from 313 U.S. citizens, the practice of flying illegal aliens back to their home country will be discontinued.

The USID stated that busing them back home is also out of the question because of the lawsuits that were filed back in 2003, which stated that the air conditioning on the buses tended to break down before the buses even made it to the US-Mexico border.

The department has verified that illegal aliens will now be returned to their home country via train.

A spokesperson for the USID, Hank P. Pillowcase, 73, stated that there is a good reason behind the concept of returning the illegal aliens by train.

He pointed out that since the trains travel somewhat slowly it will take the undocumented immigrants quite a while before they are able to start their trek back to the United States.

SIDENOTE: Mr. Pillowcase stated that Sarah Palin had suggested that the illegal aliens be returned back to Mexico, Central America, and South America by ship. Of course everyone simply shook their heads and ignored the foolish fool from the Iceberg state.

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