The U.S. Government Votes To Designate Zombies As Illegal Aliens

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 18 April 2013

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A zombie who was spotted in the parking lot of a Pompous Pizza Parlor in Anchorage, Alaska.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The immigration issue has been receiving quite a bit of attention lately.

At first the Red State senators felt that all illegal aliens from Mexico, Central America, and South America would be sent back to their respective home towns via American Airlines.

The Blue State senators felt that anyone who had entered this country illegally would be returned to their city of origin via Delta Airlines.

After several days of heated debates regarding the airlines, it was agreed that the airline that would be used to transport the illegal aliens out of the United States would be Southwest, since they do not charge for baggage.

As soon as that matter was resolved a new problem hit the fan. Senator John McCain of Arizona proposed that the U.S. government designate zombies as illegal aliens.

When asked by Speaker of the House John "Crybaby" Boehner why, Senator McCain replied because otherwise the zombies would remain in this country and as everyone knows zombies are lazy, they do not like to work, and they smell worse than vampires and werewolves.

Senator Boehner suggested to the assembled senators that perhaps Senator McCain should be required to take a drug and alcohol test immediately.

To view over a hundred photos of actual honest-to-goodness zombies go to www.actualhonesttogoodnesszombies.yuc

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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