Eskimos disagree that nudity in public means free speech; it's f+++++g madness!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 22 November 2012

Hey!

The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Eskimos disagree that nudity in public means free speech; it's f+++++g madness!
He tried free speech and nudity in Eskimo land; now look, he's shrinking by the second!

Nudist lovers in San Francisco where the weather tends to be slightly kinder to the naked body than Alaska, Greenland, Iceland, Siberia, etc, are claiming that nudity in public means "free speech".

The San Francisco authorities have passed legislation making nudity in public a crime and nudists there are now protesting their rights to appear nude in public places.

Meanwhile in Greenland Jaggedone's CIA (cockroach infiltration army) has sent a reporter, Dick Frozencojones, to interview local Eskimos about what they think of nudity in public = free speech at -40 degrees centigrade; here some responses:

"Those protestors should come and pose nude here for 5 minutes, that'll soon freeze their tongues; free speech my furry butt!"

"Stand nude here and claim free-speech for longer than five minutes and I'll give you a 5 star, fatty walrus dinner!"

"We male Eskimos never go nude in public because if we did the women would laugh their heads off; small-smaller-invisible!"

"We female Eskimos would love to appear nude in public, but we're afraid we'll drive the polar bears away!"

And finally; "Nudity in Eskimo land is non-existent because it's too f+++++g cold and we don't need free speech either; just an igloo, some huskies, a kayak and an occasional polar bear who just happens to wander into the sights of my rifle!"

Ice-cold reality and naked facts!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more