There is a deplorable show on Channel 4, of British men showing of their large penises - called 'My Massive Cock'. Who knew things could be this large? One young man has thin arms and is small and skinny - his endowment seems to be the biggest pa…
A 54-year-old man from Whitechapel in East London has told a local newspaper that he recently took a number of saucy nude photographs of some nude photographs while in the nude himself. Toby Dell, a forklift truck engineer, told The East London Ga…
Since the pandemic began, commuters from the sleepy village of Chaffinch St Cock have had to wear hazmat suits to travel on the bus to the local business park in Bishop’s Prepuce. Yet no longer. Thanks to the easing of COVID restrictions, travelle…
Bollywood actress, Esha Gupta, has recently found new fame by accusing a hotelier in Delhi of “raping her with his eyes.” Ms. Gupta further explained that the man continually stared at her for a long time and was a “future rapist.” She denied t...
Ms. Stepanova and her dancing partner Ivan Bukin showed magnificent talent in the recent European Championships Gala Show in Belarus, Russia. The show offered an ice-skating version of two lovers intensely expressing amour. The two began by lyi...
There was a pleasant surprise in store for one man on Monday morning, when he woke from his slumbers to find that he could see through women's clothing. The x-rated X-ray treat presented itself to Malcolm Thompson when he first opened his eyes at...
It was okay for Gretchen Carlson to strut her stuff onstage during the 1989 Miss America Beauty Pageant, but that was a looonnnnnngggggggg time ago. Carlson, who was born (some say spawned) in 1966, was only 29 then, and she had, according to the jud...
Like nudism itself, nudist colony memberships are in decline around the world. "Not many people want to parade around in front of strangers--or behind them, for that matter," Grumpy Baer whined. Reporters who get laid, uh, paid for publicizing nud...
Donald Trump said to himself today, "You're Fired," as he exited his campaign for the Presidency. He held a press conference today at the Trump Tower. "Believe me, you can count on the fact that I'm out of the campaign you low-energy press losers...
Washington Post -- Donald Trump said today that he wants to end the H-1B visa program. The program is used to bring highly skilled workers into the U.S. needed by such companies that are in the Silicon Valley. In it is a little know provision tha...
Sex sells, conventional wisdom asserts, but, according to sales of fashion giant Aberzombie & Bitch, not so much. At least, not lately. Teens, it seems, have largely abandoned the clothing company known more for its nudity and pornographic...
Los Angeles, CA Exciting news was announced today when publicists for Beyoncé and Miley Cyrus said that the two songstresses would be holding a benefit for the Naked Clowns charity. The Naked Clowns have a goal of raising $1,000,000 worth of donation...
NEW YORK CITY - Many of Lady Gaga's closest friends are starting to express concern over the Lady's well being. One unnamed friend stated that she has never seen Lady G as obsessed with nudity as she is at the present time. The friend blames it...
For women, accessories relate to dress and include such items as bows, tiaras, necklaces, bracelets, pins, rings, anklets, purses, shoes, and men with thick wallets. For men, accessories relate to vehicles, and include hubcaps, rims, wheels, racing stripes, cabin-mounted rifle racks, decals, and truck balls. Although men accessorize both cars and trucks, the latter are often decorated with raci...
Voyeurism is the pastime of spying on someone who is unaware of his or her presence. were the victim aware, he or she (usually, she) wouldn't be lolling around naked in the first place, especially in the presence, seen or unseen, of anyone else (unless she is also an exhibitionist). If the voyeur is hard up enough to ogle someone in secret and there is no one available to ogle, he will usually...
Erotic art is an excuse, in the form of sketches, paintings, sculptures, and other media, to show naked people, many of whom are depicted as engaging in "erotic" (a codeword for sexual) activities. Although some people try to distinguish between erotic art and pornography, no argument for such a distinction has ever been generally accepted, and most people agree that one person's erotic art is ano...
A comic book is a magazine, rarely a book, printed on cheap newsprint or toilet tissue, which is rarely funny, or "comic," so it should be renamed, but those in the industry are lazy, preferring to draw poorly executed pictures that illustrate barely literate narratives (stories) in bold and fancy fonts. Due to the imbecilic level of their "reader's" intelligence and literacy, these magazines a...
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