Harry to be stripped and get severe dressing gown

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 23 August 2012

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Plebs were ordered to stand up for Harry during the Olympic Games closing ceremony

London - A worsted wool hair shirt and matching MoD undies are on the cards as the row about Harry's stupidity revs up a pace.

At a conduct unbecoming hearing in London this morning he will have to explain how some Vegas 'hot chicks' papped his nuts with a smuggled-in mobile.

The pics have rattled commanding officers, rumored to be frankly pissed orf that the royal pin-up has cocked up again.

"Wales will be disciplined for cavorting with undesirables," Brigadier Sir Monty Dambusta said today as he ogled some unpublished hotel vid footage languishing in his MoD in-tray.

It's said to show Harry 'standing to attention' in an Olympic Closing Ceremony moment recreation that ordered London 2012 plebs to their feet.

"Could have been worse, I suppose," Damnbusta added pensively ahead of the hearing.

"At least it wasn't naked squaddies lining up for inspection, unlike in that Afghani footage we shredded last year."

Prince Charles wishes he were 69.

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