Written by Aspartame Boy

Thursday, 22 November 2012

Washington DC - After announcing the success of his "make it fail" program, Rush celebrated on air by swallowing a whole apple. At first he felt fine. Then the listeners heard sirens as Rush was rushed to the hospital for surgery.

Rush is in fine condition now that the apple has been extracted from his posterior.

The operation was assisted by the large size of the Rush posterior which delivered the apple without incident. In fact, it was still fresh, which is a good thing, because the surgeon, a diddo head, ate it.

Of course, unlike Rush he chewed it up nicely.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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