DENVER, CO--Insisting that it is "the best part", Angelo Delagol offered to consume the uneaten and undesired portion of his tablemate's meal, sources from Outback Restaurant on 40th Avenue reported Sunday.
"Really, you're not gonna eat it?" Delagol was overheard saying in between swallowing his fifth bread roll and taking a large gulp of his coke. "I'll have it if you won't. Can I? Awesome."
Additional reported comments from Delagol include, "How do you not like it?" "Most people order it just for this," and "Whatever, more for me."
At press, Delagol was still visibly enjoying the fat from his girlfriend's steak.