Written by Andria Rin

Saturday, 15 September 2012

image for Crazy science reveals more abortions leads to less homos
Pro-Life, lest strife.

There seems to be a direct link with the rate of abortions and the rate of homosexuality as explained by the ever controversial Dr. Kerksy.

"Everything in this universe is a chemical reaction. We humans are just chemical reactions and we add to ourselves new chemicals constantly when we eat, drink, breath, touch, everything. We also expel chemicals out into the world constantly, in ways I can assume you don't need to be told. These chemicals get picked up in our water supply, absorbed by plants, eaten by animals, who are eaten by animals, and in some way or another end up back inside us, and becoming part of us."

The doctor went on to explain that in a cave man society the chemical exchange rate is very low. As the population grows in the same area, the chemical rate increases. When you get to an exorbitant population, such as we have today, the chemical rate exchange can easily be noticed and even tested. Every water source, in a North American city, has been found to contain high rates of estrogen, progesterone, and testosterone. This is a "fail-safe" that mother nature has included to keep the human population at bay. This surplus of hormones in the mix are the causes of homosexuality, transsexuality, and asexuality.

It has been observed in countries where population is well controlled, birth control is mandated, abortions are a regular occurrence, homosexuality is very rare and even unheard of. In countries where birth control and abortions are either illegal or taboo, homosexuality has a much higher rate even in countries where homosexuality itself is illegal. It was noted by the doctor, that with the increase in conservative thinking, and the abortion laws in America being jeopardized, the population will surely go on the increase, as will the homosexual percentage.

The increase and build up of chemicals, even more than we have today, will surely bring even more unknowns that the human race must prepare for. We have already started to see the new 'autosexual'. The first legal case of autosexualism has been filed in Baltimore where the arrogant egotistical side of a man attempted to wed the insecure cowardly side in the first "Single Sex Marriage". The license for marriage was denied and a lawsuit was filed by the man.

So we are at a cross road. If abortion is outlawed, population will increase, so will homosexuality, and gay marriage will have no choice to become legal. The math shows that the homosexuality rate can max out at approximately 56%. When homosexuals are the majority, the laws will surely change. It seems the only way to really secure the sanctity of marriage is to increase birth control and abortions.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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