A Bonny Embryo Marinade

Funny story written by Aspartame Boy

Saturday, 11 August 2012

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Stewfart's guests are greeted by a bag of mangled embryos

Nutely, NJ - Today a new recipe for mangled embryo is sweeping the nation. According to cooking legend, Marda Stewfart, the dish has both the most exquisite taste and presentation of any known to man.

According to Stewfart, this dish was invented in China where meat is rare and abortions are aplenty, thanks to a strong central government.

"The mangling gives the dish that pulled pork look so popular in the American Southwest. Aspartame gives it that odd yet sweet aftertaste. The soaking in brine and spices for nine months gives it that unmistakable savory taste", explained Stewfart, at a press conference held on her front porch this morning.

"But the nicest thing about this dish is when you make the menu with those moveable letters on felt board, you can make the letters look like this:

Obama Biden Romney Ryan

"Sort of reminds you of the abortion issue. Of course, we are sure no one else will notice this. But it is fun to point out to our dinner guests, after, they eat, of course", concluded Stewfart.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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