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Funny story: Town appalled flume ride uses dirty water

Town appalled flume ride uses dirty water

It was recently discovered by residents of Goodstun, Arizona that the local log ride, built in 1957, has, in fact, been using dirty water for years. The discovery was made when local scientists from the Goodstun YMCA tested the ph balance only fo...

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Funny story: Santa May Just Kill Us All

Santa May Just Kill Us All

Paris -- During the latest Paris Climate Accord convention, few countries escaped the scathing criticism of environmentalists seeking to quell the effect fossil fuels are having on Earth's climate, but one continent in particular -- the North Pole --...

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Funny story: Double Trouble

Double Trouble

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. That was several years ago. They haven’t been seen since. Okay, okay, strictly speaking, the twins didn’t go to “fetch a pail of water.” It didn’t happen exactly like the nursery rhyme. But they DID go up a hill and were never seen coming down. That’s a definite. And water played a big, big part in the story of the two missing seventh...

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Funny story: Plastic Free Markets

Plastic Free Markets

A food market in Amsterdam announced a special aisle in its store that will contain exactly zero plastic packaging. The global epidemic of plastic pollution of our oceans and lands has spurred an effort to reduce our use of unnecessary plastic wrappi...

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Funny story: 'Super Polluted Rats' under large global cities forming armies to conquer the world!

'Super Polluted Rats' under large global cities forming armies to conquer the world!

Huge, over-populated global cities smothered in pollution are causing the growth of a strange, underground creature; Super Rats (No not Supermen)! Rats fed on our crap are beginning to grow to enormous sizes, have huge teeth and tails, and are fri...

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Funny story: US Industries to Take Over EPA

US Industries to Take Over EPA

Now that a dozen or more large US corporations will operate the newly privatized EPA, the future of US industry looks a lot brighter--even as the skies darken from the increased pollution. Scott Pruitt, token head of the EPA, and Monsaton CEO, Nic...

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Funny story: Scientists fail to prove that pollution still exists to idiots

Scientists fail to prove that pollution still exists to idiots

After letting close minded politicians and other agenda pushing brain apes bamboozle them with conflicting theories on climate change, scientists again get boned when they try to reassert the concept of pollution. "I consider it fake news," Presid...

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Funny story: Art of the deal to be renamed fart of the deal

Art of the deal to be renamed fart of the deal

Due to the numerous winds swirling around the president-elect, his renowned study of how to succeed in business may get another title. Encouraged by a recent internet meme on this possibility, The Fart of the Deal could become a companion piece to...

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Funny story: Trump Has Big Effect On Christmas Shopping

Trump Has Big Effect On Christmas Shopping

Christmas shopping is of course underway and many shoppers are taking into account future Trump Administration policies as they choose gifts. Since Title X family planning programs and repeal of Obamacare, which provides the GOP will probably effe...

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Funny story: Cutting Down A Forest In San Francisco

Cutting Down A Forest In San Francisco

A group calling itself: The Native Plant Advocates, want to cut down the trees and destroy a forest on Mount Davidson in San Francisco. A scenic landmark, Mount Davidson is a beautiful mountain covered with towering eucalyptus trees and home to a col...

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Funny story: EPA Formally Declares Clouds a Dangerous Pollutant

EPA Formally Declares Clouds a Dangerous Pollutant

WASHINGTON, DC - Today, the EPA classified clouds as "pollutants" under section 202(a) of the Clean Air Act. The declaration came after a new study was released, indicating that clouds are playing a larger role in melting the Greenland Ice Sheet t...

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Funny story: Contaminated River Water Used for Perfume - One Company's Fumes are Another Company's Fragrance

Contaminated River Water Used for Perfume - One Company's Fumes are Another Company's Fragrance

On January 9, 2014, residents of Charleston, West Virginia woke to the sweet smell of licorice in the air. The sweetness quickly turned sour when they discovered that the odor was the result of a chemical spill from the Freedom Industries facility...

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Funny story: Mr. Boehner explains XL pipeline

Mr. Boehner explains XL pipeline

Speaker of the House Mr. Boehner has shown some impatience with the Senate in refusing approval of the XL pipeline program. The controversy will return in January with the new Republican majorities in Congress, leaving a possible veto by President...

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Funny story: Colossal Electric Fans to be Installed Across California

Colossal Electric Fans to be Installed Across California

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA - Getting the jump on the increasingly hot temperatures that are bound to happen this summer, Governor Brown announced today he has won a federal grant to pay for the installation of fifty 300 foot electric fans across his drou...

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Funny story: Buffet, Gates Provide Re-Settlement To Africa For W. Virginians

Buffet, Gates Provide Re-Settlement To Africa For W. Virginians

Community organizers from two groups whose purpose is to better education, health, safety, and environmental quality have refused to stay in the state of West Virginia. They have opened up a website exposing the futility of working there and have...

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Funny story: OK For Chemical-Oil-Coal Giants To Destroy W. Va

OK For Chemical-Oil-Coal Giants To Destroy W. Va

A chemical spill has left 300.000 residents without water for days and most still don't believe state authorities who say it's now safe to turn on the tap water. But at a fundraiser held last night, in Washington, D.C., sponsored by "The Coalition...

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Funny story: Crock Bros. Mega Yacht Sinks Chemical Kings Now Safe

Crock Bros. Mega Yacht Sinks Chemical Kings Now Safe

The Crock Brothers, David and Charles, their wives (shunned by most of NY society because of right-wing extremist views of their husbands), and crew of the Leander, a 246-foot mega yacht that costs up to $500,000 per week to rent, have all been rescu...

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