If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear...

Funny story written by SpoofyDoofy

Thursday, 9 June 2011

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"If you go down in the woods today, you'll be sure of a great surprise... ...courtesy of MI5 & MI6!!

MI5, MI6, London precinct: The mystery of Dr David Kelly, is one where the British public know a cover up when they see one. If the truth were ever to come out, Tony bLIAR would be on trial accused of conspiring to murder Dr David Kelly... Tony bLIAR did at least apologise for the potato famine...

The Attorney General has today ruled out an inquest into the death of Dr David Kelly;

"No possibility that at an inquest a verdict of anything other than suicide could be returned."

It's fortunate that the British public know the truth, and it's unfortunate that Dave Cameron doesn't have the balls to allow a full enquiry into this case. The only thing Dave Cameron got right in this following sentence was the first 3 words;

"I don't think it's necessary to take that case forward."

If there were no case for the last government to answer, then Cameron would allow a full in depth enquiry to go forward as there would be nothing to hide...

In 2004, the Hutton Inquiry found that Dr Kelly had committed suicide, and then-justice secretary Lord Falconer ruled the inquiry could take the place of an inquest in the coroner's court.

Doctors, led by Stephen Frost, point out that Lord Hutton spent only half a day of his 24-day inquiry considering the cause of Dr Kelly's death...

HM Government Spokespersons in the past, responding to I.D. card, DNA database opponents;

"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear."

What are the Government frightened of? The Truth?

Since all foreign intelligence services know exactly what happened, eventually one of them will very kindly put it on the internet in due course...

Over to you WikiLeaks...

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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