Written by queen mudder

Friday, 6 May 2011

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The Anointed One... in one of his disguises...

London - A newlywed from the sacred Merovingian line is being fast-tracked to replace Ass-ended Master Osama.

Known only by his Emir Will Panic anagram codename the up-and-coming one flopped badly in spearheading the UK World Cup 2018 bid.

A spokesperson for Qatar 2018 said today "WTF?"

Meanwhile MI6 cryptographers are studying the formation of a corn circle-like birthmark that's suddenly sprung on the Young Wannabe's shining pate.

Rumors suggest it gives the GPS co-ordinates for the location of a secret Al Qaeda nuclear bomb.

The White House? Buckingham Palace? Sellafield Power Station??

"Probably up his very own arse," a security source commented.

Ayman Al Zawahiri is a useless tosser.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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