Teacher Reprimanded For Racist Poem

Funny story written by grimbo

Saturday, 26 February 2011

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A secondary teacher in Ashford, Kent has been given a formal reprimand after using a racist poem to explain voting patterns in the U.K.

40 year old social studies teacher Lynus Broadbent was instructing a 3rd year class on electoral trends and was having difficulty getting the message through to some of his students.

Explained an embarrassed Broadbent, " I was struggling to get my point over so I thought I'd use a poem I've known for some years now. I was stupid and wish to apologise for any offence caused".

For the record, the offending rhyme goes like this :

There was a young Scotsman called Rory
Who lived just outside Tobermory
He stated with glee
I love S.N.P.
Us Jocks never vote for a Tory

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