In a world of sweetness, a hero arose,
AspartameBoy, his emblem brightly glows.
With cape unfurled, he took to the skies,
To expose the dangers, he would not compromise.
Through bustling streets, he swiftly soared,
A truth to be told, a secret…
Don’t judge me
I sat down to watch some television
Wondering what was on tonight
I scrolled right through the channels
It was a sorry sight
It was competition-based reality shows
Where judges eliminate you
Where three of them are nice as p…
A rare document from the 1930s, authored by Mao Tse Tung himself, confesses that Mao’s poetry was all stolen from a railroad worker in California named Wally “the Railroad Rider” Slackback.
Wally used to write poems and songs about unfair working…
A poetry performance at the Wet Sprocket pub in Mithering on the Trent only had three audience members, two of which were there to escape the rain.
The Mithering Poets, all of whom should know better performed in the pub for 2 hours (including an…
Humor and Puns can't describe the Mad In - Between.
Only Satire can soften the Sordid Truth.
Monty Python - showed the Way - Forsooth - Forsooth.
The gentle Humor of Yesterday is Alas, out - of - Gear -
Has nice tits
Rising from the pool
Gives me the fits
Jennifer Jason Leigh
In a striped bikini
Take her to the changing room
Give her a baby
Hey bud, its Jeff Spicoli
Let’s buy tickets to Cheap Trick
Mike Damone is a total p…
Hello, this is Nigel Frickenhoffenpeppergotliceinmejeans, the world authority on all things poetry.
During the pandemic, which some feel is still not over but no one wants to breathe their own garlic breath through a fucking mask anymore, so bring…
Maurice Fitzwiilliams, who has been writing poetry since he was six, and is now 77, is shocked to realise that Ryan Giggs is still a far better poet than he will ever be.
A morose Mr Fitzwilliams told us: 'It seems so unfair. Here I was, writing p…
I must say myself my poetry is fine, in fact is is on the order of divine!
It is muchly richer than fine wine, or any diamond that you could mine.
So please read these words of mine, savoring each and every line.
And when fini…
Yes, we know that Robert Service, the world famous British bard who wrote lyrically about the lands of the Far North and thereby achieved world-wide fame, was long dead and buried by the time Anchorage, Alaska even became a gleam in the railroad magn…
Rubbish poet Henry Longfellow Wordsworth has spent the day crafting another few lines of tedious annoyance because it is national poetry day.
The chap who works in a bank, and wears a cummerbund at the weekends, has been working away at Opus 37 fo…
Dorothy Fotherington Smythe from the Estate in Mithering on the Trent has been working on a Haiku for eight months and is yet to finish it.
The ancient Japanese writing form is beloved of pretentious 17-year-olds wanting to impress their teachers,…
UFO's, not the type ex-Man United footy player, Chris Smalling, observed landing in his teapot, but in the Mad Hatter's, also frequent the balding head of infamous spoofer, Jaggedone.
Mysteries of the poet's minds are sometimes unraveled there, an…
As the controversy over the Trump administration’s new stringent rules for admission to the U.S. heated up, a top Trump immigration official offered a change to the iconic poem engraved on the Statue of Liberty.
The poem is Emma Lazarus’s sonnet...
We're all having a bit of a grim time of it at the moment, but think on! - some folks have a grim time of it all the time!
Yes, you might think that things have got a little dark and depressing for you during the current health crisis, but 'dark a...
Weary of trite rhymes and predictable turns of phrase, poet Walter O'Malley of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to try his hand at free-form verse, only to narrowly avoid drowning in a stream of consciousness.
"I just thought I'd dip my toe in and ge...
There's been some rather negative press recently, surrounding one of TheSpoof.com's most popular locations, the pretty little town of Chutney-on-the-Fritz. Certain things have been said, others have been hinted at, and others remain, as yet, unthoug...
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