"Everything seems to happen to me", stated some guy at the airport who was sitting chained to his seat and with a pair of handcuffs on. I had sat sown to wait the wife come into the airport from VChicago and I hadn't notice the guy except that there was another sitting across from him. He looked like a security guard or an air marshall. So I waved and politely told the man across from my tal...
An undercover investigation by our correspondents Paxton Quigley and Ivana Orgasmovich. Paxton writes from Balham: They say that only mugs volunteer and when the editor came into the newsroom looking for a volunteer for an undercover investigation suddenly everybody appeared to be extremely busy. I was the one who wasn't fast enough to come up with a plausible excuse for not undertaking the as...
The picturesque village of Little Divot suffered yet another in a long line of headline making calamities after three local residents met their maker in a most undignified way. The three perverted victims, named locally as Randy B'Stard, Fanny So...
Dorking couple, Doris and Harold Heinz have been arrested after a series of public indecency offences left them in hot water. "It all started when our new neighbours moved in," said Doris Heinz, 57, who has been bailed, pending trial. "We thought...
Travellers living illegally on the Ugley Green caravan site in Essex have demanded £6million of taxpayers' money to leave. The request was made by the gipsys' representative Paddy Pikey during a secret meeting with Ugley Green council leader Basil...
A shocked vicar has stumbled across a website that directs old age pensioners to his churchyard for dogging sessions. The Born Again Doggers website lists his church in the Essex village of Ugley as a "nice and secluded spot" to have outdoor sex...
In a move that has angered local citizens the length and breadth of the country, government ministers have put forward plans to revamp over thirty dogging sites across the UK. Whilst thousands of healthcare, childcare and other high profile servic...
The sale of forest land has attracted opposition from unexpected quarters - A Mr Gump, 49, said 'Ah guess ah'll have to find a new name… Devastation, maybe.' Frodo Baggins, eleventy-three, said 'Middle Earth will never be the same again. Sellin...
Police officers around the UK have been given guidelines to help them protect people who engage in dogging from hate crimes. Chief Superintendent Phil McCavity, from Burgess Hill police station said, "Having sex in public places is only a crime w...
A notorious lay-by (which they often do) in Puttenham, UK, where doggers (for our US readers = lay-by in the open for sex-starved illicit doggers!) search for all types of sex is causing much anger amongst local residents. Even school kiddies are...
Experts, patriots and, frankly, anyone with a lick of sense is falling to their knees and thanking their Higher Power that the Colonist rebels managed to win independence over England, for any one of a thousand reasons. Add "Dogging", and we're a...
My source, eccentric English film producer/director, Buffty Ginslinger, was telling anyone who cared to listen to him in a Soho watering hole that Disney actress/singer Selena Gomez spent the greater part of last night out dogging with ex-footballer...
London, Rooters - The new head of MI6, Sir John Sawyers, has been immersed in further scandal as it emerged his wife has posted pictures of the couple taking part in "unusual sexual activity" on internet social web picture talk dirty site Vicebook.
With the early completion of the UK 2012 Olympic Dogging Team's training facility the search for "Members" begins. Team manager Dustin Dipper announced that they would be holding an "X Factor" style audition system for prospective team members.
'Dogging' is losing its popularity, and is not as practised as it was only a year ago, says an expert who regularly attends dogging events. Dogging, the act of performing sex whilst being watched by strangers, achieved notoriety in the 1990s after...
Former 'Goodie' and Wildlife Presenter Bill Oddie has been arrested at the Highland Widlife Centre Car Park in Kingussie, Scotland for watching Dippers and Beavers, he insisted "I was only there as an observing 'twitcher'."...
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