He has travelled the length and breadth of the universe - in a variety of regenerations and in all sorts of dimensions. But one thing has always eluded the Timelord, Doctor Who - and that is getting his end away.
He has worked with the universe's most desirable women - and Billie Piper. But Dr Who has seemed unable to cut through the space/time continuum and have a shag. But all this is to change. In the next series, the Timelord will meet a sexy new Dalek who will seduce him - thereby showing the world how on earth these metallic creations reproduce.
A source close to Dr Who told us: "It was getting ridiculous. The Doctor could take on any alien that the galaxies could produce, place the tardis in any place in infinity at any point in time - but was unable to stick his cock in a vagina. People were beginning to find the whole concept unbelievable."
