LONDON - One of the most famous or infamous females to ever come out of Spain has confessed to her hair stylist Señor Olé Olé Olé that she would like to visit Buckingham Palace.
Señor Olé Olé Olé asked her to please bring him back a photo of one of his favorite all-time people Camilla Parker-Bowles.
Monica asked him who Camilla Parker-Bowles is. He smiled and said that he believes that she is the chief tour director of the palace.
He pointed out that she has recently had some cosmetic surgery done and she really looks like a movie star now.
Mint said that she will get him the photo and she will also get one with her, Camilla Parker-Bowles, and Queen Elizabeth.
When her Royal Highness was informed of Miss Mint's intentions to visit Buckingham Palace. She rolled her eyes, smacked her lips, and replied, "That woman shall never set foot in my lovely, beloved palace. I consider her in the same league as that other Monica from years back...Lewinsky."
The queen had one of her aide's email Miss Mint saying that her Royal Highness had suggested that she visit Windsor Castle instead.
Señor Olé Olé Olé stated that Monica was simply devastated. She said that she does not know why the queen would prevent her from visiting Buckingham Palace since it does not belong to her and she is only living there at the expense of the wonderful English taxpayers.
SIDENOTE: Reports are that Monica Mint is so upset and angry that she told her manager that she hopes that Queen Elizabeth is defeated in the next election.
